The Covenant
Schwizzle D.A.W.G.
GENRE
[Spoken]
Give me pizza and in return I will give you a very hefty amount of money. I really do not care how much pizza you give me, I just want pizza. Even if it's one piece of pizza for a million dollars, I would still take it. Pizza will soon be worth more than it is now; but I shall not tell you that. It's almost like Bitcoin, I buy pizza when the price is low and then sell it when it's high. For now, it's a loss, but two years from now, I will have made at least four times on my investment. It's not really a waste of money. It's not a waste of anything but your time; as you take the time to drive to my house when this will ultimately do you no good. You might buy a house, or a car, but eventually that one million is going to be no more, and I will have made four times on it. It's not a pyramid scheme. It's purely legal. You just don't understand, but you should. My only complication with this is the government. They think I'm a scammer. I'm not, and you can help me prove that. How? Keep reading. Sentient personnel aren't interested in a scammer, so if you don't believe that I'm a scammer, keep reading. Anyways, currently, pizza sells for a little over a million dollars. It fluctuates every three-four months. Sometimes it's over five years before I get even a dime more than I paid for the slice of pizza, but here's my philosophy: would you rather have a penny in your hand or have nothing in your hand. A penny is worth more than nothing. Why not? Eventually, I can turn that penny in to two pennies; then those pennies into two more pennies, so on and so forth. It's really an ingenious scheme. Scheme, not scam. It's morally correct and legal, like I said before. So please, just trust me, and give me a piece of pizza, or do it for yourself, just don't let your buyer see this
Give me pizza and in return I will give you a very hefty amount of money. I really do not care how much pizza you give me, I just want pizza. Even if it's one piece of pizza for a million dollars, I would still take it. Pizza will soon be worth more than it is now; but I shall not tell you that. It's almost like Bitcoin, I buy pizza when the price is low and then sell it when it's high. For now, it's a loss, but two years from now, I will have made at least four times on my investment. It's not really a waste of money. It's not a waste of anything but your time; as you take the time to drive to my house when this will ultimately do you no good. You might buy a house, or a car, but eventually that one million is going to be no more, and I will have made four times on it. It's not a pyramid scheme. It's purely legal. You just don't understand, but you should. My only complication with this is the government. They think I'm a scammer. I'm not, and you can help me prove that. How? Keep reading. Sentient personnel aren't interested in a scammer, so if you don't believe that I'm a scammer, keep reading. Anyways, currently, pizza sells for a little over a million dollars. It fluctuates every three-four months. Sometimes it's over five years before I get even a dime more than I paid for the slice of pizza, but here's my philosophy: would you rather have a penny in your hand or have nothing in your hand. A penny is worth more than nothing. Why not? Eventually, I can turn that penny in to two pennies; then those pennies into two more pennies, so on and so forth. It's really an ingenious scheme. Scheme, not scam. It's morally correct and legal, like I said before. So please, just trust me, and give me a piece of pizza, or do it for yourself, just don't let your buyer see this
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