Diana Original Broadway Cast

The Main Event

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APPLE MUSIC

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DEEZER

[Verse 1: Ensemble]
Another night with Charles' friends
I pray to god that it soon ends
Nights like I envy the poor
Their parties can't possibly be such a fucking bore

We stand and chat try to look alive
While we wait for the prince to arrive
His mistress smiles and does her bit
I wonder she puts up with this shit

[Prince Charles]
I'm here

[Camilla]
Darling, finally

[Diana]
And I'm here too. Surprise

[Ensemble]
Goodnight and goodbye to my discontent
I just got a ticket to the main event
It's the thrilla in Manila but with Diana and Camilla
Thrilla in Manila with Camilla
So hold onto your hats
These [?] are gonna fight
It suddenly became onе hell of a night
Now lets start the show
Rеady, set, here we go
Go go go

[Camilla]
Diana

[Diana]
Actually, it's your Royal Highness

[Prince Charles]
You swore you wouldn't cause a scene

[Diana]
You swore you wouldn't see her again

[Camilla]
Perhaps you and I should go somewhere private. The Basement

[Diana]
Love to

[Ensemble]
A rather tough night for our beloved sir
Between him and his wife, I put my money on her
I'd swallow my pride to have a seat ring side
Ring side, wanna be ring side

[Camilla]
Here we go chance to chat

[Diana]
You and me how about that

[Camilla]
Tell me then will this take long

[Diana]
I'll be brief. I want you gone

[Camilla]
Here's the truth about royal life
A prince has his lover as well as his wife
Don't you know? must I make it clear?
I picked you out

[Diana]
What?

[Camilla]
And put you here

[Diana]
No

[Camilla]
I love Charles for who he is
For his strength and the noble life he lives
You love Charles for who he's not
Some fantasy prince in some storybook plot

[Diana]
Oh oh oh, you're completely mad
Such delusion and confusion how bloody sad

[Camilla]
You're a fool

[Diana]
You're a fling
You're a thing on the side
While I'm his celebrated bride

[Camilla]
I've been discreet, stayed out of your way

[Diana]
You showed up to the church on my wedding day

[Camilla]
At least I have class

[Diana]
Well you hide it well

[Camilla and Diana]
Just so you know, I'll fight like hell
I'll fight like hell
I'll fight like hell

[Prince Charles]
Stop this now
You've had your goddamn fun
We'll take our leave
Your little stunt is done

[Diana]
You thought I was a ninny
You could mold me as you like
Well the skinny on the ninny
Is she's really rather bright
I've suffered through divorce
I know how it destroys
I've had it done to me
I won't do it to my boys

[Ensemble]
Ladies and gentlemen, now this is a show
And I'm front row for the blow by blow
It's the thrilla in Manila but with Diana and Camilla
Thrilla in Manila with Camilla
For years this story will trip off my tongue
I was part of a party where the mud was flung
Who will the winner be?
In a marriage of three
Three, three, three

[Diana]
And while we're all here
Shall we clear the air
You aided and abetted their entire affair
You lent them flats
You hid them out
Don't say you don't know what I'm talking about

[Prince Charles]
That's enough, that's enough
Now you've gone too far

[Diana]
No it's not, no it's not
Now call the car

[Camilla]
That's right
Time to go

[Diana]
Grab my bag
Grab my hat
Grab my feeble little husband
Goodnight and cheerio

[Prince Charles]
I'll ring you

[Diana]
No, no he won't
Well thanks for the party
We really must run
I wish we could stay
But I'd say that we're done
But I'm leaving with my man
Oh my gosh this was fun