WEEK 7 WITH LYRICS By RecD - Friday Night Funkin' THE MUSICAL
RecD
GENRE
[Ugh]
(Tankman)
Better sing real pretty, bud!
I could crush your bodies just like bugs!
But then there’d be so much blood!
Cleaning up would be…ugh…
(Boyfriend)
No need to get intense!
Neither of us wanted to drop by!
Doesn’t really make much sense sentencing us to die!
(Tankman)
Honestly, it’s soundin’ pretty tempting, don’t know if I wanna hear that cringe Elmo voice singin’ back for six minutes if your rhymes ain’t fire, you’re toast! That clear?
(Boyfriend)
If sick burns are really what you’re after you’ve held up the perfect team!
I spent years perfecting my craft, while you Tankmen goofed off, couldn’t even make the marines!
(Tankman and Boyfriend)
Tankman: Raggin on the tank?
No that wise a start, when it’s aimed your way!
Man, you got some cojones!
I hope you’re not a one-trick pony!
Boyfriend: You have no idea what I’ve gotten through!
You might sing real tough, but I’ve outperformed tougher than you!
Tankman: You think you’re tough? Bout time you learned!
Real men ain’t fazed by crappy Kidz Bop burns!
Try not sucking on your next turn!
Boyfriend: Just warming up!
Can’t do my worst til I learn how I can hit you where it hurts!
(Tankman)
Let me show you how it’s done!
Don’t know why you’re looking so damn smug when you’re standin’ four foot one bet you’re short there too…ugh…
(Boyfriend)
Gonna hit beneath the belt tradin’ inappropriate zingers? I bet all you’ve ever felt’s your own salad fingers!
(Tankman)
I got standards, man! Take a look at yours!
(Ugh…)
Dating a teen with the brains of a door while I rule the Tankmen patrolling this wasteland bein’ awesome, conquering every war!
(Boyfriend)
Don’t insult Girlfriend! She’s the world to me!
When I kiss her, no thoughts, head empty you raise your turret to blow grunts away cos you can’t have what comes to us naturally!
(Tankman)
If I give up, my whole team’ll perish!
They need me to lead the rush!
True bonds shared by men hold up far stronger than two dumb hormonal teenagers with a crush!
(Boyfriend)
We’ve survived a creepy lemon monster and eachothers’ bad decisions and, even though it might make our lives tougher, we’re together, drop your decision, man!
(Tankman)
That’s real cute, but cute stuff’s lame!
Makes me wanna block it with earplugs up the rating on this game!
These verses have been…ugh…
(Boyfriend)
You just can’t admit I won!
Can’t split us apart with those weak threats!
Keep on wavin’ round those guns I ain’t goin’ down yet!
[Guns]
(Tankman)
On the field, it’s a bitter, cold and brutal warzone!
Things’ll turn out bad if you’re left defenseless, buddy!
(Boyfriend)
Nerves are steeled!
Did you really think I’d leave myself prone when my girlfriend’s dad has a target printed on me?
(Tankman)
Ah! So you’ve got a devoted captain huntin’ you too? Tryin’ real hard to sink your hopes of gettin’ funky all night long with your date?
(Boyfriend)
Yeah…but I just hold him back with rappin, wouldn’t do much good shooting up the guy who keeps my girlfriend housed and kept in good funkin’ shape!
(Tankman and Boyfriend)
Tankman: Hey, ya know, don’t gotta shoot him down there’s more than one way you can win the battle!
Snipers strike fear with a single round aimed where the sun don’t shine and leave ‘em all rattled!
Boyfriend: What? No way!
(Boyfriend)
Shooting him there would just be unsightly he’d be madder than he is already!
Even if it would affect him slightly, wouldn’t be able to keep my aim steady!
(Tankman and Boyfriend)
Tankman: That’s why you gotta learn bout usin guns!
Who knows when you’ll need to fire? And if you’re gonna learn how to fire one might as well wear the proper attire!
Boyfriend: Think I’ll pass, pal!
(Boyfriend)
Haven’t faced anything I couldn’t overcome singing til things worked out nicely!
Opening fire sounds reckless and dumb and assault gear’s really pricey!
(Tankman)
That’s the fun part of fighting in this war!
Nothing else left to spend our cash on!
Loaded with weapons, armor, food and more!
Everybody gets a ration!
(Boyfriend)
Got it now!
You care lots about your team!
Want ‘em to be safe and sound, clearly!
Ready to fight, a well-oiled machine that’s why you love guns so dearly!
(Tankman)
Are you callin’ me a softie? Those guys are just cannon fodder!
If I let them all die, no one would cover me!
Otherwise, why would I bother?
(Boyfriend)
But doesn’t that mean that somewhere in your heart past pain and panic much as you might deny, hidden, deep down in there there’s a passion that’s titanic
(Tankman)
Heh, you got me there!
Love the whole second half of that movie, it’s thrilling!
‘specifically the part where the iceberg hits the ship and there’s hundreds of onscreen killings!
Shame a few of the lifeboats manage to steer away and save the snobs fleein’ always wondered what it’d be like if I willed myself there to intervene…
(Boyfriend)
Wait a second, what?
We were just talkin about emotions and duty thought we were gonna have a breakthrough now you’re just talking about a movie? Why don’t we just step back and try this again cos I know you’re more than a gun!
Even if you don’t care ‘bout most ‘of em, bet you’re still lookin out for someone!
(Tankman)
Stop tryin’ to be my therapist!
Anyway, where was I? Oh right!
I’d set up a big iceberg tank and shoot down fleeing lifeboats all night!
And it would fire smaller icebergs that make the boats sink, drown out their screamin’ then I’d go back home, eat some food and think up more strategies while I’m dreamin!
(Boyfriend)
How does that connect to anything? You’re goin’ the wrong direction!
This part was gonna be the climax, with a meaningful connection!
I gave you such a perfect setup to make your love of guns mean somethin’ more!
But you tossed it away to give movies that were just fine extra deaths and war!
(Tankman)
Told ya, kid, I’m fine, soundin’ like a creep coulda learned to shoot things, but you kept debating!
If you were smart, you’d have gone “beep boop beep” that’d be funny, instead of grating!
But don’t worry, you’ll learn a bunch real fast face so full of lead, you’ll need a mask you’ll look like darkman, from your head to hips!
Just try kissin’ your girl without lips!
(Boyfriend)
Wait up!
Hold your fire!
Got me thinkin’ movies are how you’re speakin’ your thoughts through!
Like the titanic, your life is sinkin’ and you don’t want anyone to save you!
So you hold it in, shooting folks to bits who might make you reexamine it leave them terrified, focused on their pain so nobody bugs you ‘bout your brain!
[Stress]
(Tankman)
Go on, slaughter men like cattle with your merc it doesn’t mean squat!
This is your first big-boy battle, you’re about to lose a whole lot!
(Boyfriend)
Didn’t count on Pico bustin’ caps but hey, I’m glad he made it!
Even up the playing field to rap so hard your pride gets faded!
(Tankman and Boyfriend with Girlfriend)
Tankman: Think you got the rhymes to claim a victory? You might think your lines are pretty hard but no one here gets hard as me!
Boyfriend: Man, you’re history!
Guess you haven’t noticed this fight’s two-on-one!
Got my girlfriend right here in my arms
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: Give up, man, we can’t be outdone!
Tankman: Wow, you’re singing lines together what a game-changer, twice the chance to fail!
Girlfriend: Dirty jokes can’t beat a duet!
Boyfriend: We’re in sync, c’mon, do better, all of your burns are gettin’ really stale!
Tankman: Are we actually gonna fight right now? Not even tryin’, this ain’t worth my best!
Girlfriend: Ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Tankman: Won fights before, but can you win the war?
Boyfriend: C’mon, take your best shot right now!
Me and my girlfriend can pass any test!
(Tankman)
You don’t understand the kind of stress this army job will give ya!
Another day, another death, and ya wonder who’s gonna outlive ya!
(Boyfriend)
Just tryin’ to date the Girlfriend’s deadlier than all your lackeys the second I think I can breathe again, someone with a grudge attacks me!
(Tankman)
They’re not the ones that I worry ‘bout it’s the enemy fighters on my tail one by one, they could wipe us all out leaving nothing but a blood trail
(Boyfriend)
‘Least everyone tryin’ to off your crew looks kinda the same, easy to know who’s a passerby and who’s a threat to you anyone could be my greatest foe
(Tankman and Boyfriend with Girlfriend)
Tankman: That’s the part that makes me stress out most of them are chill and tired but if just one troop got left out from our titanic-based cease-fire…
Boyfriend: Wait, what? So you mean…if one missed the order out there they’d still think that you were fighting any one of them anywhere could, without warning, strike like lighting?
Tankman: Yeah…, yup…, right…, true…, huh! Pretty good!
Never a second I don’t wanna shoot ‘em all but then just like before bye titanic, hello tank war…
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: Never a second of respite prepared at all times to fight!
Boyfriend: I’ll be real, sounds like your life is misery even when folks try to take me out, we just sing, they never jump me!
Tankman: There you go, you unlocked my story doesn’t make it make you feel dandy sucking away on my terror and lost glory like a yummy piece of rock-hard candy?
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: How can we help?
Boyfriend: Isn’t there something you could whip up that would help make sure everyone knows you paused your war and you don’t wanna slip up so you get real chill for real watchin’ your show?
(Tankman)
Oh, did you really think that would help me? I don’t trust any of them to play fair!
I got their favorite half of the movie!
Disc 1’s sitting right in storage over there!
Boyfriend: Ever think your favorite whole truce might just slip if all it takes to break is one dumb disc probly should build a way stronger friendship if you really wanna drop the fighting risk
(Tankman and Boyfriend with Girlfriend)
Tankman: And you lost me, God, that’s so weak I’m not gonna make amends like some soft freak!
The second they see an easy mark, they’ll set me up, grab the disc once it gets dark!
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: Oh dear…seems clear…
Tankman and Boyfriend: Nothing to do, stuck in a stalemate keeping the worse half of the flick just to placate knowing if they had it again ceasefire’s dead, and so are a million Tankmen!
Tankman: You ain’t gonna solve this all we did was dig up my annoying crisis
Boyfriend: Can’t give up now!
Gotta end with somethin!
Sittin’ out here stranded!
Think I’m gonna jump in leave you empty-handed?
Tankman: Face it kid, you lost, no easy out not all problems compliment your singin’ clout!
Boyfriend: Fix this somehow!
C’mon, think fast Boyfriend, song is ending!
These things always wrap with a befriending!
(Tankman)
Better sing real pretty, bud!
I could crush your bodies just like bugs!
But then there’d be so much blood!
Cleaning up would be…ugh…
(Boyfriend)
No need to get intense!
Neither of us wanted to drop by!
Doesn’t really make much sense sentencing us to die!
(Tankman)
Honestly, it’s soundin’ pretty tempting, don’t know if I wanna hear that cringe Elmo voice singin’ back for six minutes if your rhymes ain’t fire, you’re toast! That clear?
(Boyfriend)
If sick burns are really what you’re after you’ve held up the perfect team!
I spent years perfecting my craft, while you Tankmen goofed off, couldn’t even make the marines!
(Tankman and Boyfriend)
Tankman: Raggin on the tank?
No that wise a start, when it’s aimed your way!
Man, you got some cojones!
I hope you’re not a one-trick pony!
Boyfriend: You have no idea what I’ve gotten through!
You might sing real tough, but I’ve outperformed tougher than you!
Tankman: You think you’re tough? Bout time you learned!
Real men ain’t fazed by crappy Kidz Bop burns!
Try not sucking on your next turn!
Boyfriend: Just warming up!
Can’t do my worst til I learn how I can hit you where it hurts!
(Tankman)
Let me show you how it’s done!
Don’t know why you’re looking so damn smug when you’re standin’ four foot one bet you’re short there too…ugh…
(Boyfriend)
Gonna hit beneath the belt tradin’ inappropriate zingers? I bet all you’ve ever felt’s your own salad fingers!
(Tankman)
I got standards, man! Take a look at yours!
(Ugh…)
Dating a teen with the brains of a door while I rule the Tankmen patrolling this wasteland bein’ awesome, conquering every war!
(Boyfriend)
Don’t insult Girlfriend! She’s the world to me!
When I kiss her, no thoughts, head empty you raise your turret to blow grunts away cos you can’t have what comes to us naturally!
(Tankman)
If I give up, my whole team’ll perish!
They need me to lead the rush!
True bonds shared by men hold up far stronger than two dumb hormonal teenagers with a crush!
(Boyfriend)
We’ve survived a creepy lemon monster and eachothers’ bad decisions and, even though it might make our lives tougher, we’re together, drop your decision, man!
(Tankman)
That’s real cute, but cute stuff’s lame!
Makes me wanna block it with earplugs up the rating on this game!
These verses have been…ugh…
(Boyfriend)
You just can’t admit I won!
Can’t split us apart with those weak threats!
Keep on wavin’ round those guns I ain’t goin’ down yet!
[Guns]
(Tankman)
On the field, it’s a bitter, cold and brutal warzone!
Things’ll turn out bad if you’re left defenseless, buddy!
(Boyfriend)
Nerves are steeled!
Did you really think I’d leave myself prone when my girlfriend’s dad has a target printed on me?
(Tankman)
Ah! So you’ve got a devoted captain huntin’ you too? Tryin’ real hard to sink your hopes of gettin’ funky all night long with your date?
(Boyfriend)
Yeah…but I just hold him back with rappin, wouldn’t do much good shooting up the guy who keeps my girlfriend housed and kept in good funkin’ shape!
(Tankman and Boyfriend)
Tankman: Hey, ya know, don’t gotta shoot him down there’s more than one way you can win the battle!
Snipers strike fear with a single round aimed where the sun don’t shine and leave ‘em all rattled!
Boyfriend: What? No way!
(Boyfriend)
Shooting him there would just be unsightly he’d be madder than he is already!
Even if it would affect him slightly, wouldn’t be able to keep my aim steady!
(Tankman and Boyfriend)
Tankman: That’s why you gotta learn bout usin guns!
Who knows when you’ll need to fire? And if you’re gonna learn how to fire one might as well wear the proper attire!
Boyfriend: Think I’ll pass, pal!
(Boyfriend)
Haven’t faced anything I couldn’t overcome singing til things worked out nicely!
Opening fire sounds reckless and dumb and assault gear’s really pricey!
(Tankman)
That’s the fun part of fighting in this war!
Nothing else left to spend our cash on!
Loaded with weapons, armor, food and more!
Everybody gets a ration!
(Boyfriend)
Got it now!
You care lots about your team!
Want ‘em to be safe and sound, clearly!
Ready to fight, a well-oiled machine that’s why you love guns so dearly!
(Tankman)
Are you callin’ me a softie? Those guys are just cannon fodder!
If I let them all die, no one would cover me!
Otherwise, why would I bother?
(Boyfriend)
But doesn’t that mean that somewhere in your heart past pain and panic much as you might deny, hidden, deep down in there there’s a passion that’s titanic
(Tankman)
Heh, you got me there!
Love the whole second half of that movie, it’s thrilling!
‘specifically the part where the iceberg hits the ship and there’s hundreds of onscreen killings!
Shame a few of the lifeboats manage to steer away and save the snobs fleein’ always wondered what it’d be like if I willed myself there to intervene…
(Boyfriend)
Wait a second, what?
We were just talkin about emotions and duty thought we were gonna have a breakthrough now you’re just talking about a movie? Why don’t we just step back and try this again cos I know you’re more than a gun!
Even if you don’t care ‘bout most ‘of em, bet you’re still lookin out for someone!
(Tankman)
Stop tryin’ to be my therapist!
Anyway, where was I? Oh right!
I’d set up a big iceberg tank and shoot down fleeing lifeboats all night!
And it would fire smaller icebergs that make the boats sink, drown out their screamin’ then I’d go back home, eat some food and think up more strategies while I’m dreamin!
(Boyfriend)
How does that connect to anything? You’re goin’ the wrong direction!
This part was gonna be the climax, with a meaningful connection!
I gave you such a perfect setup to make your love of guns mean somethin’ more!
But you tossed it away to give movies that were just fine extra deaths and war!
(Tankman)
Told ya, kid, I’m fine, soundin’ like a creep coulda learned to shoot things, but you kept debating!
If you were smart, you’d have gone “beep boop beep” that’d be funny, instead of grating!
But don’t worry, you’ll learn a bunch real fast face so full of lead, you’ll need a mask you’ll look like darkman, from your head to hips!
Just try kissin’ your girl without lips!
(Boyfriend)
Wait up!
Hold your fire!
Got me thinkin’ movies are how you’re speakin’ your thoughts through!
Like the titanic, your life is sinkin’ and you don’t want anyone to save you!
So you hold it in, shooting folks to bits who might make you reexamine it leave them terrified, focused on their pain so nobody bugs you ‘bout your brain!
[Stress]
(Tankman)
Go on, slaughter men like cattle with your merc it doesn’t mean squat!
This is your first big-boy battle, you’re about to lose a whole lot!
(Boyfriend)
Didn’t count on Pico bustin’ caps but hey, I’m glad he made it!
Even up the playing field to rap so hard your pride gets faded!
(Tankman and Boyfriend with Girlfriend)
Tankman: Think you got the rhymes to claim a victory? You might think your lines are pretty hard but no one here gets hard as me!
Boyfriend: Man, you’re history!
Guess you haven’t noticed this fight’s two-on-one!
Got my girlfriend right here in my arms
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: Give up, man, we can’t be outdone!
Tankman: Wow, you’re singing lines together what a game-changer, twice the chance to fail!
Girlfriend: Dirty jokes can’t beat a duet!
Boyfriend: We’re in sync, c’mon, do better, all of your burns are gettin’ really stale!
Tankman: Are we actually gonna fight right now? Not even tryin’, this ain’t worth my best!
Girlfriend: Ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
Tankman: Won fights before, but can you win the war?
Boyfriend: C’mon, take your best shot right now!
Me and my girlfriend can pass any test!
(Tankman)
You don’t understand the kind of stress this army job will give ya!
Another day, another death, and ya wonder who’s gonna outlive ya!
(Boyfriend)
Just tryin’ to date the Girlfriend’s deadlier than all your lackeys the second I think I can breathe again, someone with a grudge attacks me!
(Tankman)
They’re not the ones that I worry ‘bout it’s the enemy fighters on my tail one by one, they could wipe us all out leaving nothing but a blood trail
(Boyfriend)
‘Least everyone tryin’ to off your crew looks kinda the same, easy to know who’s a passerby and who’s a threat to you anyone could be my greatest foe
(Tankman and Boyfriend with Girlfriend)
Tankman: That’s the part that makes me stress out most of them are chill and tired but if just one troop got left out from our titanic-based cease-fire…
Boyfriend: Wait, what? So you mean…if one missed the order out there they’d still think that you were fighting any one of them anywhere could, without warning, strike like lighting?
Tankman: Yeah…, yup…, right…, true…, huh! Pretty good!
Never a second I don’t wanna shoot ‘em all but then just like before bye titanic, hello tank war…
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: Never a second of respite prepared at all times to fight!
Boyfriend: I’ll be real, sounds like your life is misery even when folks try to take me out, we just sing, they never jump me!
Tankman: There you go, you unlocked my story doesn’t make it make you feel dandy sucking away on my terror and lost glory like a yummy piece of rock-hard candy?
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: How can we help?
Boyfriend: Isn’t there something you could whip up that would help make sure everyone knows you paused your war and you don’t wanna slip up so you get real chill for real watchin’ your show?
(Tankman)
Oh, did you really think that would help me? I don’t trust any of them to play fair!
I got their favorite half of the movie!
Disc 1’s sitting right in storage over there!
Boyfriend: Ever think your favorite whole truce might just slip if all it takes to break is one dumb disc probly should build a way stronger friendship if you really wanna drop the fighting risk
(Tankman and Boyfriend with Girlfriend)
Tankman: And you lost me, God, that’s so weak I’m not gonna make amends like some soft freak!
The second they see an easy mark, they’ll set me up, grab the disc once it gets dark!
Both Boyfriend and Girlfriend: Oh dear…seems clear…
Tankman and Boyfriend: Nothing to do, stuck in a stalemate keeping the worse half of the flick just to placate knowing if they had it again ceasefire’s dead, and so are a million Tankmen!
Tankman: You ain’t gonna solve this all we did was dig up my annoying crisis
Boyfriend: Can’t give up now!
Gotta end with somethin!
Sittin’ out here stranded!
Think I’m gonna jump in leave you empty-handed?
Tankman: Face it kid, you lost, no easy out not all problems compliment your singin’ clout!
Boyfriend: Fix this somehow!
C’mon, think fast Boyfriend, song is ending!
These things always wrap with a befriending!
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